A Merely Merrie Christmas Story
The True Original, Wonted, One-Hundred-Fold, Sanguine-Faced, Lusty, All-Shakespearean Yuletide!
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Repeats every week every Friday and every Saturday.
Friday, November 28, 2025 - 7:30pmAdd to your calendar:
A Merely Merrie Christmas Story:
A Shakespearean Holiday Parody
Directed by Merely Players
Written by John Carone
November 28, 29 at 7:30 pm
November 29, 30 at 2:30 pm
Majestic Lab
Tickets: $17
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'Tis the Year of Our Lord 1640, when the noble youth Ralph Parker conspireth to say unto to his sire, his schoolmaster, and e’en to Saint Nicholas himself: “Yea, verily–a Red Romeo Ten-Score Thrust Rapier retains that dear perfection which it owes as a Yuletide gift…"
Join local Shakespeare company Merely Player for a ridiculous Shakespearean send-up of the popular holiday classic movie, A Christmas Story. A leg torch? Check. A bunny suit? Check. A...severed head? Well, it is Shakespearean, after all. Start your Christmas season in the Merriest way possible!
Rated: PG for slapstick violence and scurrilous Shakespearean swears
